Flamingo Gardens – Davie, FL

Flamingo gardens is a botanical garden and the home of Everglades Wildlife Sanctuary. This shit is one hell of a well-tended garden.        The gardens contain several champion trees (the largest of their kind) and the largest single-trunk tree in Florida, this phat ass fig:  A narrated tram runs throughout the day to to…

Vizcaya Museum and Gardens – Miami, FL 

Ornate gardens, all perfectly landscaped. A lavish European-palace inspired home. People taking photos. Provocative sculptures. That’s Vizcaya Museum and Gardens in a nutshell. The mistake we made was going in the middle of a summer day. That shit was excruciatingly hot. I dunked my head into one of the fountains in an attempt to find temporary respite…

The Florida Keys 

The thing about the keys is that there are hundreds of them, it’s not just Key West like people think. I read that there are 1700 keys. 1700 separate islands. Hot dang. Rather than post separately about different areas of interest, I’m encompassing all of a day’s adventures into a single tale of intrigue and…